Monday, 7 December 2009

His name is Gregory and he doesn't like hoovers.



This is the newest member of our Flat 163 Rat Pack.

Well, I say newest, he has actually been here since the beginning but he has only just allowed us to use his name and image. (He's shy but don't tell him that).

Gregory, as you can see, is a Velociraptor. He's pretty standard when it comes to Raptors. He likes: chasing animals, killing animals and eating animals. BUT! He doesn't like Hoovers. In fact, I think it'd be safe to say he bladdy well hates 'em.

So, just in case you choose to ignore the warning on the photo, I'm going to say it here and now:

"Do not place hoovers next to Gregory, because he will melt them with his ferocity." (Or his laser eyes, but he doesn't use them very often).

Lots of love,

Sam.

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