Fat Cigars and Empty Bars.

*For best results watch the video whilst contemplating life.





Good Morning World!

Sam: It's 4.33am and its looking to be an excellent day. I know you're all wondering why we are up this late but I can assure you our time has been spent well, hasn't it Ste?

Stephen: Yep, we have been pretty busy getting our lovely new Cactus scene ready for all our dedicated fans...

Sam: Do we have fans?

Dan: We've only got 1 follower!

(General laughter)

Stephen: I mean, not followers, we have regular visitors all the time, I can feel it in my bones.

Sam: You mean www.statcounter.com, where you can register for free and see who has been to our blog, where they are from, and even see what operating system they are using!

Dan: Like windows xp for example?

Ste: Yeah, its really cool... Are we making it obvious we are now making heaps of money from this?

Dan: Nah...

Sam: No, of course not. By the way, did you get that T-Shirt from Brandalley.com?

Dan: Oh, is that where you have to be an exclusive member?

Sam: Yeah, thats the one. You get a £10 voutcher when you invite a friend.

Dan: There's no 'T' in voutcher.

Ste: Oh, sorry, here, *Voucher.

Sam: Speaking of tea, do you fancy a cuppa?

Dan & Ste: Aye, go on then.

(They walk out of the room)

:Who the hell is typing this now?

: This cigar tastes like piss, and the wine tastes like smoke! Think I'll be off now, gotta get my costume sorted for Christmas!