Yesterday and Today Condensed Into Writing.

Hello all. I sit here in my dressing gown with some orange juice and sweaty underpants. I have some summarising to do, so I'll crack on with that.

At half past 4 yesterday, Me, Emma, Ste, Hayley, Dan Mcpake, some other people etc etc etc sat down in Cornerhouse Cinema and watched some amazingly cool short films.

Emma said to me in a grown up voice;

"We should come here more often for shorts nights.."

I agreed.

Then we left and went to the German Markets, that was cool.

Then we waited in line for the cash machine and some little girl was staring at Emma's head. The girl wasn't afraid, but Emma was a little bit.

After that, things changed. Emma went to the Cinema with Charlotte and I joined Stephen and Hayley in Matt and Phreds for some alcohol, pizza and Jazz. We were in luck, as this is what we got!

We watched the sound check of Chuck Perkins and I decided I really liked him. He gave me a sense of ambition and intrepidness (that word's for Stephen). He looked cool as well.

I got the train back to Salford after that and I was wearing a blue condom on my head hat and some gloves and I was cozy warm.

Bought 6 litres of Cider, 3 was for Sam though. Got back, made Pasta Bake with spicy tomato and peperoni for tea.

I added cheese as well, but I didn't do this thinking of the nutritional aspects, I did it for the TASTE.

Richy, everyone's favourite Scouse, came round and we then went to 5th Av.

This is where it gets a little bit murky and a tad dark. I put my coat in the cloakroom and cleverly wrote it down on my hand.

Somethingprobablyhappensherebutwecannotrememberwhat.

Then they were gone! Sam and Richy had gone!

I did what everyone in that situation does and found some new friends that I can refer back to in Blog posts and make it sound like they were my real friends.

3 (or 4 girls) were sat down so I joined them. They were also 3rd year Salford Uni students. I think they were nice and I liked them.

We talked for tens of minutes, then MAGICALLY Sam and Richy came back from where they had been.

We rejoiced, went home and I passed out in all of my clothes (but I was wearing shorts..) on my bed facing my computer screen.

I woke up at 10am and thought;

"Hmm, did I go out last night?"

So I stood up to go for a wee and almost face planted the carpet. I then remember recalling;

"Ahh yes, I did go out last night!"

This is the end, but I hope you have learned a lesson from this - Not only is this Blog full of text, it is almost always spelt correctly. I think this is the most important thing about it.