Money For Nothing and Your Chicks For Free..

'Money for Nothing and your Chicks For Free', is what Dire Straits one said.. However, there was no evidence of this last night.

I paid to get in 5th AV with my own money and there were no 'free chicks'. So, basically they were just fucking wrong!

Bonfire night last night you know and isn't the atmosphere feeling it now? Smoke all over the shop.

'To dream the impossible dream..' Andy Williams once said. I suppose he's right on that one, more right than fucking Dire Straits.

I digress.

Richy 'I like being a Scouse' Carling joined Me and Sam 'I have a middle name but it's not being typed because Dan is including an hilarious pun there' Holden and together we defeated the evil soup monster.

Not really. We went to 5th AV.

Well good though, 'cos Simon 'I've had a hair cut' Yates ended up there and so did Lauren 'I'm full of great emotionally fulfilling stories that really get to the core of you' Christopher.

It was good, but I'm afraid I have no lollies to report because I was trying to pretend my friends had left me and I very nearly ended up in a flat in the Northern Quarter. 4 girls invited me back to their living quarters, but I think I might have screwed it up, because I woke up in my bed.

I would report more on the night, but seriously guys.. I can't remember owt! All I know is, I was drinking Peroni, £1.20 a bottle. I had a wee about 4 times. Rich and Sammy buggered off at some point and Simon has had a hair cut.

I love you all and remember, if you ever doubt yourself.. It's probably for the best.