Don't go Jason Waterfalls.

Following on from Mr. Jones's blog, I thought I would add my own short haphazard collection of memories from recent events.

So, as was said earlier, it was the Great Ginger Geordie: Christopher Hall's 22nd Birthday last night. I must say it was quite entertaining, although we managed to lose him in Font Bar after about 1 1/2 hours of time spent with him at his flat in the Vicarage. Typical ey?

Anyway, just a few things that Jones didn't mention:

1). James Dorrington forgot about his coat however I (with my heart of gold and mind that is as crisp as fresh lettuce) reminded him and he danced away to recover it. Whilst, waiting for him to return to us Dan had his ears blasted off by that rancid girl's foul accent. I recall that her face looked like it had been planed... you know... like wood. But! But! The most horrifying thing about this story is that Dozza went through a different exit in 5th and left us waiting for bloody ages. Silly sod.

2). Also, there was a right tiffle in the taxi on the way back. I won't repeat the words that Edward and Gregory said to each other, because frankly it would melt your ears. It would be a similiar experience to the climax of Raiders of the Lost Ark when they open the Ark. I hope they have reconciled though because I recall at the end that Gregory walked the wrong way home so he could still be lost at this time.

3). The taxi to Font Bar was a dropped piece of toast that lands butter side down on a hairy carpet. Me and Dan were sat in the front whilst the rest of the mini bus was filled with lads we didn't know. We'd never met them before you see! One of the buggers foul mouthed the Taxi driver for no reason whatsoever and the Taxi driver (rightfully so) foulmouthed him back. The little shit then did a runner when the taxi stopped and didn't pay his bit for the ride. Bastard.

4). This isn't really a major event in last night's endeavours but I believe I have made myself a permanent friend in one of the barstaff at 5th. It has been a much debated subject and there has been a great deal of controversy surrounding our relationship but it was confirmed last night when she said: "Hi!" to me when I was on the floor of dance. Happy days.

Other than the above mentioned I think that Dan pretty much covered everything. Oh! Wait! New memories are resurfacing (Is that an oxymoron?). Me and Jones made a bet last night. I bet him that Wigan Warriors RLFC would finish 5th in the league and he reckons they will finish 2nd and win the challenge cup and some other shit. The stakes are high for this bet, there is a £20 pot and if anyone else wishes to join in this bet then we could be talking serious money.

Anyway, my tea is looking to be ready soon so I'm going to disappear for now.

Hope you are all well and keep reading. Things will only get messier.

Sammy.