Our Drunken Nights Out
Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Example Magazine!

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Tuesday, 7 December 2010

To Pee or to Pee in Pants - That is the Question.

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Firstly, I would like to announce how proud I am to be a writer for such a prestigious and highly regarded blogspot. It really is an honour....
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Tuesday, 17 August 2010

LIFE the UNIVERSE and EVERYTHING

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You are probably wondering where an earth your favourite blog - Our Drunken Nights Out .blogspot.com has been the last few months... Well, ...
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Friday, 15 January 2010

HUGE UPDATE

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It has come to our attention that nobody actually reads these - so, goodbye cruel world, we are saying good bye... but not without our very ...
Thursday, 7 January 2010

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Facebook fan group launch - Show your true colours and join our fanbase! Your wildest dreams might just come true.

Timing...Clock...WoW!

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OMGWOW!AMAZING. I have just noticed, that we wrote the last blog post almost completly 24hours after we wrote the one before that! Only 1 mi...

Dan to the rescue!

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You'll pleased to know Dan has started writing in his book now. What book? Well I'm not sure, but he has this book, that he has been...
Wednesday, 6 January 2010

Some girly poem

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To be read with the song: Fur Elise - Classical Gas (start speaking at 22seconds in) By Dan Jones and Stephen Melling. Tiredness kicks in. I...
Tuesday, 5 January 2010

A snowball slurry, a wintery treat and a reet good slide.

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As I type this message, the snow outside is well and truly magical. Thick as owt and white as a sheet. This is perfect for the morale and th...
Sunday, 3 January 2010

I wish the effort I put into this was reflected in my life.

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Hello once again fellow readers - It's the New Year and ten years after the Millennium ( I think we did a blog post for that, have a loo...
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Friday, 1 January 2010

All That Lingo

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Heyho boys and girls (I feel like a school teacher with the new jumper I bought yesterday, it has rockets on it!) I had a wonnnnnerful new y...
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Should Old Aquaintance be forgot... ?

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Well folks... Another Year has passed! I take it upon myself to say: "Bloody hell son!" Seriously though, the years just fly by. ...
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Monday, 28 December 2009

Knock Knock..

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Found a wonderful little book of Knock Knock jokes, entitled: 'The Silly Little Book of Knock Knock Jokes.' My favourite three; Knoc...
Sunday, 27 December 2009

'Swoosh' and many other verbs.

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Well last night was fun. Unlike Sam's day, I did hardly anything apart from nurse a small hangover I had received from Christmas day. It...
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The Holden/Andrews Festive Song

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(To be sung in constantly changing, random accents) When I was a little boy, I had a teddy for a toy. But I got some fluff stuck in me throa...
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Slippy, Slippy, Slidey, Fally.

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Hello all you beautiful young ladies and gentlemen! I feel that the time has come to let you know what happened last night. I hope you'r...
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Saturday, 26 December 2009

Merchandise Basterds

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It may be christmas, the time for forgiveness (according to Dan) and to be thankful for everything and so on... But after those last two po...
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Friday, 25 December 2009

Merry Christmas you luscious, delicious people you...!

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Well as Dan Jones Sr pointed our before, this is the 100th blog post! Yup, the big 100. You can't get much bigger than that. (Except may...

Wipe yourself off with a siv.

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Christmas greetings one and all! Well, I start this story off with a confession. I got drunk last night, as did Sam Holden and Simon Yates -...
Thursday, 24 December 2009

Random Attack!

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You are hit by snowball for 5 dmg! Care to return the attack? "No, no. I'm fine as I am." Super duper. Well, here we are. What...
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Tuesday, 22 December 2009

It's all about forgiveness at Christmas..

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..Plus, I know what Stephen Melling is like. I have known him now for around about 5 years (give or take a few months) He breaks stuff, real...
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Monday, 21 December 2009

Becks Beer Glass - A Mellings Tale

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Received my Becks beer glass today, well I say received; It's been waiting for me at the Royal Mail post office for close to 3 weeks n...

And the snow came down, made it white all around.. Merry Christmas, everyone!

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Sunday, 20 December 2009

Drinks - Snow - Slips - and Slides

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Hello, this is our drunken night out at ourdrunkennightsout.blogspot.com (sponsored by wheresmyfood.co.uk and bigfunbingo.com ) Fade in: We...
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Update:#~=+//|##@;

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Coming soon... tonights night out... uncovered and uncensored!
Thursday, 17 December 2009

Work. Tired. Sleep, no.

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I'm gonna have a word with the boss about these fantastic hours... I'm sure i've had about, humm, lets say, a good hours sleep a...
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Wednesday, 16 December 2009

The Happy Dancing Pav and Strange Turtle Management

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Hopefully the title of this post drew you in but I'm ashamed to say that it has nothing to do with what I'm going to write here. It ...

Christmas Cactus Has Arrived!

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It's Chrisssssssssssssstmasssssssssss!!! How many times are you going to hear 'that' song this christmas? Probably about 4 times...

Pressure Post.

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Hi all, I feel I need to make this blog entry due to pressure from some unnamed people, who may or may not be involved with this Blog. It al...
Tuesday, 15 December 2009

On your marks...set... GO!

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On your marks ... set ... GO! ...and Dan's away well with scouse closely following hot on his tail but oh look whats this it's Chris...
Monday, 14 December 2009

Our song never ends...

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Still awake. Still singing and dancing, Still swinging and mingling. Jiving and diving, Hip-hopping and bopping. The music goes on, The beat...

Desktop Background, Yo!

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Merry Christmas everybody! Here, have a desktop background.. Free of charge! What's that? Free of charge!? .. Oh aye lass. We'll be ...
Sunday, 13 December 2009

Christmas

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Well I'm just going to go ahead and say what all our fans are thinking... When is the Christmas themed Cactus being revealed!!!???!!!??...
Saturday, 12 December 2009

The morning after the night and other short fables.

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A fable is a succinct story, in prose or verse, that features animals, plants, inanimate objects, or forces of nature which are anthropomorp...
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The collection so far...

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Since this blog and indeed my life started, I/we have made a number of videos/shorts/docs etc. Some where made especially for this blog, and...
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BOOM Headshot!

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The days of Counter Strike Source are BACK! Team ODNO is on the scene stiring it up online in the first person shoot'em up game CSS. Wo...
Friday, 11 December 2009

Fat Cigars and Empty Bars.

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*For best results watch the video whilst contemplating life. Good Morning World! Sam: It's 4.33am and its looking to be an excellent day...
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Thursday, 10 December 2009

Inspired by Sam and threatened by Gregory..

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'One day two forces will clash so fiercely, one might get injured..'

Slightly behind times but what the hell...

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Guess who...

24 hours later..

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Well, it's nearly been 24 hours after my horrific text outburst in the library. I've had time to reflect on it and first of all.. I...

4:16am - Thought of the morning

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Well I don’t know about all you folks, but I think Dan might need some anger management/ therapy/ community service for the language and agg...
Wednesday, 9 December 2009

To the kid sat next to me in the library.

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You, my friend, are an absolute wanker. If you need to use your phone - fuck off and do it outside. It was peaceful as fuck in here before y...
Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Being the good folk we are, we want to help you out..

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Make Rage Against the Machine Christmas Number One! The Publishers here at 'Our Drunken Nights Out' hate the XFactor, like really fu...
Monday, 7 December 2009

His name is Gregory and he doesn't like hoovers.

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This is the newest member of our Flat 163 Rat Pack. Well, I say newest, he has actually been here since the beginning but he has only just a...

Extract from Facebook

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Dan Jones: No to Basshunter. No to silly Basshunter video. Yes to that picture just below this message. Also.. A poem; Super ayy ell tea, I...
Sunday, 6 December 2009

Christmas Lights In The |U*nit.

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These are the Christmas decorations in one of our publishing rooms.. The title of this Blog was correct, but Stephen Melling made me change ...

The Lonesome Pine.

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On a mountain in Virginia stands a Lonesome Pine. Just below is the cabin home of a little girl of mine. Her name is June and very, very soo...

Train Pains and Incorrect Names

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So I was on the train on my way to sunny Salford, minding my own business. Actually I was reading a book (Fiona McIntosh's Betrayal, Boo...

Explain Yourself BOY!

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I feel I should start by asking the question; What the hell did that last post even mean/say/what the hell was you on when you wrote that? B...

A day of numbers @ the 163 residence

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A day of numbers @ the 163 residence. Well this title means a lot to us, so please take a minute to say 'look right here' and always...
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