Thursday, 22 October 2009

Giant Front Ham + Many Other Short Stories. But Mainly a Story Within a Story.

Hi guys, how are you? Ok, well that's a good start.

The Yates duo rocked up in to town last night and believe me when I say this; I have just used an incorrect punctuation. Mr Holden will fall off his chair in anguish and disappointment.

It was a case of the old classic, Font Bar and Fifth Av - oh, how we have missed this combination.

Although in Font, I was missing my good friend Sam Holden. I'm fairly sure he went for a wee, but then didn't come back for about 300000 million and a bit hundred minutes.. So I gave his bench away to a couple who I believe were 'courting'.

He came back with 2 people I know, both of which were mentioned at the very top of the article for reference.

Tip:

When asking for a Dr. Pepper in Font, don't call it a Cherry Coke. One bar staff took considerable offence and corrected me in a way I do not want to be corrected again:

"It's called Dr. Pepper."

Talk about bloody thingy, eyy?

Anyroadlass, Fifth Av was fun and I managed to haul 10 Vimto lollies from the lolly staff at the end and also remember my hoodie from the coat people. Hoooray!

I hope this can signal a successful life for me now.

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