Wednesday, 28 October 2009
Thursday, 22 October 2009
Giant Front Ham + Many Other Short Stories. But Mainly a Story Within a Story.
Hi guys, how are you? Ok, well that's a good start.
The Yates duo rocked up in to town last night and believe me when I say this; I have just used an incorrect punctuation. Mr Holden will fall off his chair in anguish and disappointment.
It was a case of the old classic, Font Bar and Fifth Av - oh, how we have missed this combination.
Although in Font, I was missing my good friend Sam Holden. I'm fairly sure he went for a wee, but then didn't come back for about 300000 million and a bit hundred minutes.. So I gave his bench away to a couple who I believe were 'courting'.
He came back with 2 people I know, both of which were mentioned at the very top of the article for reference.
Tip:
When asking for a Dr. Pepper in Font, don't call it a Cherry Coke. One bar staff took considerable offence and corrected me in a way I do not want to be corrected again:
"It's called Dr. Pepper."
Talk about bloody thingy, eyy?
Anyroadlass, Fifth Av was fun and I managed to haul 10 Vimto lollies from the lolly staff at the end and also remember my hoodie from the coat people. Hoooray!
I hope this can signal a successful life for me now.
The Yates duo rocked up in to town last night and believe me when I say this; I have just used an incorrect punctuation. Mr Holden will fall off his chair in anguish and disappointment.
It was a case of the old classic, Font Bar and Fifth Av - oh, how we have missed this combination.
Although in Font, I was missing my good friend Sam Holden. I'm fairly sure he went for a wee, but then didn't come back for about 300000 million and a bit hundred minutes.. So I gave his bench away to a couple who I believe were 'courting'.
He came back with 2 people I know, both of which were mentioned at the very top of the article for reference.
Tip:
When asking for a Dr. Pepper in Font, don't call it a Cherry Coke. One bar staff took considerable offence and corrected me in a way I do not want to be corrected again:
"It's called Dr. Pepper."
Talk about bloody thingy, eyy?
Anyroadlass, Fifth Av was fun and I managed to haul 10 Vimto lollies from the lolly staff at the end and also remember my hoodie from the coat people. Hoooray!
I hope this can signal a successful life for me now.
Tuesday, 20 October 2009
Monday, 19 October 2009
Free Becks Beer Glass
http://www.becks.co.uk/glassPromotion.aspx
WOWOWOWOWOW!!! JAJAJAAJA!!! WAAAAAA!!! YIPPIEEEE!!!
Free beer glass coming our way soon. Well, actually 2 beer glasses-we didnt want to tell sam. (go, GO, always believe in your soul...)
Tomorrow shall be the day in which we plan our tomorrow -
[article] Jones.Daniel ILikePies 19/10/09
Top tip of the day is: "If a girl comes up to you in a club and you are getting on fine, say to her; "I really like you" and she might reply; "Is that just because you want my arse?" you SHOULD reply; "I do not just want your arse... I also want hers [point towards near by do-able girl].
[article] Jones.Daniel ILikePies 19/10/09
So with a burp, a pringle and a lot of love, we bid you farewell... for this young chaps, will be our final voyage.
Stephen; "Really?!"
Dan; "No."
WOWOWOWOWOW!!! JAJAJAAJA!!! WAAAAAA!!! YIPPIEEEE!!!
Free beer glass coming our way soon. Well, actually 2 beer glasses-we didnt want to tell sam. (go, GO, always believe in your soul...)
Tomorrow shall be the day in which we plan our tomorrow -
[article] Jones.Daniel ILikePies 19/10/09
Top tip of the day is: "If a girl comes up to you in a club and you are getting on fine, say to her; "I really like you" and she might reply; "Is that just because you want my arse?" you SHOULD reply; "I do not just want your arse... I also want hers [point towards near by do-able girl].
[article] Jones.Daniel ILikePies 19/10/09
So with a burp, a pringle and a lot of love, we bid you farewell... for this young chaps, will be our final voyage.
Stephen; "Really?!"
Dan; "No."
Wednesday, 14 October 2009
Friday, 9 October 2009
21st Birthday Cookie!
I had a fabulous Birthday and would like to thank everyone who turned up. I love you all! Love Train was on form as usual and the drinks went down well..
To top it off though, Nicole, Terri and Siobhan got me this HUGE birthday cookie! (I don't like cake, you see). We sliced it with a pizza cutter last night in to 6 pieces and shared the joy. Epic task though, just one slice was massive!
To top it off though, Nicole, Terri and Siobhan got me this HUGE birthday cookie! (I don't like cake, you see). We sliced it with a pizza cutter last night in to 6 pieces and shared the joy. Epic task though, just one slice was massive!
Wednesday, 7 October 2009
The night of the 7th October.
Tonight is Mr. Jones's birthday. It is a big birthday, as big as they get, it's the massive 21! In order to celebrate we are heading to Font Bar and then Ritz which is featuring 'Love Train'. At the moment we are drinking in our fantastic flat! It is bladdy fantastic. We are also looking at small penises. Yeah, a bit of a change of subject but it was on my home page so I had to see.
Anyway, I'm sure someone will update this later so have fun!
Peace,
Sammy.
Anyway, I'm sure someone will update this later so have fun!
Peace,
Sammy.
Tuesday, 6 October 2009
Monday, 5 October 2009
Sunday, 4 October 2009
Whats that noise!?
Na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na, na na... etc.
That lovely onomatapoeic sentence is the sound of the Fire Alarm in our flats. The flat below us have managed to fill their kitchen with smoke and thus woke us/prevented us from our slumber.
Everyone from our block has just been outside for a short period and had a jolly good chat about this fire and past fires and future fires... Oh! And hamsters on fire. It was very enlightening. Nicole was not amused at the flat below either, she used beautiful words to describe the residents.
While we were outside I spotted a Fire Safety Technician, or whatever he is, attempting to disable the fire alarm via a panel on the wall. After trying unsuccessfully for a few minutes, he ignited his lighter in order to see the panel better. There has definately got to be some irony in a Fire Safety fellow using a lighter in a situation like this.
Argh, it's been going on for an hour now! I've actually started nodding my head to the Fire Alarm tune and I'm contemplating writing a song to it. But I can't write songs so that plans gone up in smoke... pardon the expression.
Anywho, I'm going to attempt to drown out the Fire Alarm with music, if I can't do that then I fear I will go insane shortly and write an incredibly strange blog.
Stay tuned.
Love, Sama, sama, nana, nana, nana, nana...
Bugger.
That lovely onomatapoeic sentence is the sound of the Fire Alarm in our flats. The flat below us have managed to fill their kitchen with smoke and thus woke us/prevented us from our slumber.
Everyone from our block has just been outside for a short period and had a jolly good chat about this fire and past fires and future fires... Oh! And hamsters on fire. It was very enlightening. Nicole was not amused at the flat below either, she used beautiful words to describe the residents.
While we were outside I spotted a Fire Safety Technician, or whatever he is, attempting to disable the fire alarm via a panel on the wall. After trying unsuccessfully for a few minutes, he ignited his lighter in order to see the panel better. There has definately got to be some irony in a Fire Safety fellow using a lighter in a situation like this.
Argh, it's been going on for an hour now! I've actually started nodding my head to the Fire Alarm tune and I'm contemplating writing a song to it. But I can't write songs so that plans gone up in smoke... pardon the expression.
Anywho, I'm going to attempt to drown out the Fire Alarm with music, if I can't do that then I fear I will go insane shortly and write an incredibly strange blog.
Stay tuned.
Love, Sama, sama, nana, nana, nana, nana...
Bugger.
Friday, 2 October 2009
The Day Before Friday of October Month Debut.
The night started young for the 3 intrepid students.
It was a crisp October evening and the Spar supermarket had finalised the sale of loads of sweets and booze - the entrepreneurial attitude of the three main characters really shone through, as they ate sweeties and drank lager, whilst viewing the fourth production of 'Dragons Den: On Tour'.
The end of the program was followed up with detailed analysis and great expectation for the next in the series.
With this over, they decided to head across the hall to Nicole's room - she was delighted to see the three boys. They then used their impressive persuasive skills and tempted the mistress out of her lair and promised her wonderful things. She was hugely impressed and agreed to join them on a fruitful, yet enlightening quest. This quest was to ultimately uncover a fatal attraction and surface stories of lies and deceit...
Upon the recruitment of Nicole, the only thing left to do was to expand the quartet to a quintet, with the arrival of everyone's favourite Scouse, Rich.
The group was formed and the stage was set. The famous five left the slums of Salford for the urban sprawl of Manchester.
Their first port of call was the fabulously long 5th Avenue que - However, after little debate they wondered off into the night and eventually ended up in Footage. A pint of Tetleys later, their leader and overall good egg, Dan, explained something about something and they left in a black cab destined for somewhere - However, on reflection it may have been one of the minions that wanted to go somewhere else.. Possibly the cotton trader, Stephen Melling jnr.
It arrived.
42nd Street Club appeared to be the destination, the que was small and the night was old-ish. Sadly, the fish mongers' son, Sam, leaped onto the cotton traders back and the huge warrior who was guarding the entrance disabled admission.
Nicole and Dan quickly evacuated the scene and gave The Venue their trust. This proved a wise decision and so the plucky trio of Rich, Sam and Stephen followed suit.
The night ended.
However, Rich had other ideas and with an empty stomach it wasn't long until the quintet stumbled upon a shining light in an otherwise pointless existence. They had found a takeaway.
A burger or two and a pizza later, they had finished - It was over. Dan and Nicole taxi'd it home, leaving Stephen to communicate with a new found friend, he was happy with this - until he realised he wasn't. A phone call later, he was even less happy - but they didn't care.
Sam had returned earlier and Rich had gone to his abode, the only thing left for the four flat mates was to shake hands and go to bed.
They did this and dreamt of wonderful colours and amazing lights.
The End.
It was a crisp October evening and the Spar supermarket had finalised the sale of loads of sweets and booze - the entrepreneurial attitude of the three main characters really shone through, as they ate sweeties and drank lager, whilst viewing the fourth production of 'Dragons Den: On Tour'.
The end of the program was followed up with detailed analysis and great expectation for the next in the series.
With this over, they decided to head across the hall to Nicole's room - she was delighted to see the three boys. They then used their impressive persuasive skills and tempted the mistress out of her lair and promised her wonderful things. She was hugely impressed and agreed to join them on a fruitful, yet enlightening quest. This quest was to ultimately uncover a fatal attraction and surface stories of lies and deceit...
Upon the recruitment of Nicole, the only thing left to do was to expand the quartet to a quintet, with the arrival of everyone's favourite Scouse, Rich.
The group was formed and the stage was set. The famous five left the slums of Salford for the urban sprawl of Manchester.
Their first port of call was the fabulously long 5th Avenue que - However, after little debate they wondered off into the night and eventually ended up in Footage. A pint of Tetleys later, their leader and overall good egg, Dan, explained something about something and they left in a black cab destined for somewhere - However, on reflection it may have been one of the minions that wanted to go somewhere else.. Possibly the cotton trader, Stephen Melling jnr.
It arrived.
42nd Street Club appeared to be the destination, the que was small and the night was old-ish. Sadly, the fish mongers' son, Sam, leaped onto the cotton traders back and the huge warrior who was guarding the entrance disabled admission.
Nicole and Dan quickly evacuated the scene and gave The Venue their trust. This proved a wise decision and so the plucky trio of Rich, Sam and Stephen followed suit.
The night ended.
However, Rich had other ideas and with an empty stomach it wasn't long until the quintet stumbled upon a shining light in an otherwise pointless existence. They had found a takeaway.
A burger or two and a pizza later, they had finished - It was over. Dan and Nicole taxi'd it home, leaving Stephen to communicate with a new found friend, he was happy with this - until he realised he wasn't. A phone call later, he was even less happy - but they didn't care.
Sam had returned earlier and Rich had gone to his abode, the only thing left for the four flat mates was to shake hands and go to bed.
They did this and dreamt of wonderful colours and amazing lights.
The End.
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